All streets in Kaplan closed!

Chief of Police Boyd Adams has issued the following statement: ANYONE DRIVING AROUND THE STREETS OF KAPLAN WILL BE CITED OR POSSIBLY ARRESTED. STAY OFF OF THE STREETS. PEOPLE ARE CAUSING DAMAGE TO OTHERS HOMES BY MAKING WAKES. IF WE DO NOT STOP YOU, WE TAKING YOUR LICENSE PLATE DOWN AND WILL BE PAYING YOU A VISIT ONCE THE WATER IS GONE